Posts tagged ‘not health food’

March 15, 2011

This is why I avoid Trader Joe’s

These are on my desk right now.  Full disclosure: I have already had one and it’s 9:32am.

People talk about it like it’s a health food store but I always leave with what must surely be crack-laced chocolate covered pretzels, parmesan crisps, wine, fried fontina-filled riceballs, and, like, pink lemonade.  It’s not just me, right?  Or does everyone else leave with tabbouleh and quinoa and organic baby spinach?

It’s the big questions in life, you know?