This is why I avoid Trader Joe’s

These are on my desk right now.  Full disclosure: I have already had one and it’s 9:32am.

People talk about it like it’s a health food store but I always leave with what must surely be crack-laced chocolate covered pretzels, parmesan crisps, wine, fried fontina-filled riceballs, and, like, pink lemonade.  It’s not just me, right?  Or does everyone else leave with tabbouleh and quinoa and organic baby spinach?

It’s the big questions in life, you know?

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3 Comments to “This is why I avoid Trader Joe’s”

  1. I always have the excuse that I am just going for dog food, but parmesan crisps alway end up in the car, they are the best!

  2. It’s the parmesan crisps. Every time. I’m lucky to get out of the store without having devoured an entire bag.

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